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| Angelic car seat cherub |
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| Best Recording Nashville Pop-star |
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| Most Patriotic Used Car Salesman |
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| JITBC JR. President |
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| #1 Rockin' Bootie Viewers Choice Award |
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| Spanish Sensation in Lincoln Park He Stole Norma's heart in 3 short months - watch out Barcelona! |
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| Most successful monkey farmer |
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| Fierce but Precise Slob Hunter [ def: A hunter who exhibits disregard for game laws and other disrespectful behavior such as...] |
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| Green bean chewer with promising potential This look is the 'Little Bud with Fangs' |
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| Licensed Green Doggie Whisperer |
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| Notorious Kitty Cornerer |
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| First in fuzz! |
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| Most Vain - cute and he knows it! |
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| Suma Chewm Laud in Constitutional Studies |
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| Highly competitive in collegiate athletic gambling |
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| Most Spastic Gooey Rice Eater |
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| Cutest Little Eater that You Ever Did See |
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| Best Dressed in Squash |
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| Real Mover and Shaker in America's Top Literary Circles |
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| Toe Toucher of the Year |
#1 Head-lifting Champion
Best surprised reaction to flash photography
Most Improved baby swing wiggler/snugglesaurus
Most Loved Grandson
Best Derek Zoolander Impersonator, working on 'Blue Steel'
Best Monkey Man Secret Agent, blending in with his surroundings
#1 Bulls Fan (Just like Dad) 
